Something for the weekend: Lancashire bar The Bees Knees is looking to recruit a bartender to join its team, but they have to have a specialised skillset.
The bar posted a hilarious advert on its Facebook page earlier this week. It opened with: “Wanted: hard-working bartender with the patience of a saint and the speed of a ninja. Think you can pull a perfect pint, charm the regulars, clean a spill, serve shots, dodge flying pool cues, and still smile through a 10-hour shift? You might just be our next bartender.”
The job advert goes onto state that the bar is looking for someone who can carry five glasses and three life problems at once, laughs at terrible jokes, with bonus points if they’re the successful applicant’s own, and does not cry when someone orders 12 cocktails during a rush.
The post added that in return for this impressive skillset, the job offers “proper” pay and the chance to work with a “cracking team”.
Those who think they match the criteria and would like to apply for the role should either message management of the Bees Knees on its Facebook page or call the bar and ask for the manager.
Sounds like this bar has created a warm and funny atmosphere for its workforce! We wonder what benefits are on offer for employees? Perhaps a gym membership to keep them nimble and agile, mindfulness classes to boost patience with customers, and a decent amount of annual leave to recover from the busy shifts!
