Coco Collection searches for Beach goer in the Maldives

Coco Collection beach Ken Holiday resort business Coco Collection has begun its search for someone who has had Ken-ough of the real world to take on the role of Beach, just like Ken has done for the last 60 years.

From Barbie’s Malibu Beach to a beach in the Maldives, the lucky candidate will be flown out to the organisation#s Coco Bodu Hithi resort for 10 days, while the real world Ken-tinues on without them.

Those who want to apply will need to submit 150 words explaining why they are enough for the role. Applicants must be a UK resident, be over the age of 18 years, and have serious Kenergy, whether they are a Barbie, Ken or even an Allan.

Prospective candidates must be able to stand proudly in the sand, spend endless hours staring out over the Indian Ocean, keep track of the morning waves, empty their head of all thoughts, have their rollerblades with them at all times, be comfortable performing a moody solo musical number and group dance sequence, be proficient at guitar, know the words to Push by Matchbox Twenty by heart, have at least two pairs of sunglasses at all times, and hold and lean on a surfboard.

Coco Collection stated that benefits of the job include: “Your own Dream Beach House, or shall we say Mojo Dojo Casa House, located conveniently on a beach, a guaranteed tan, access to a wardrobe of stylish accessories, no actual responsibilities, perfect weather all the time, unlimited time to socialise, a 10 nights stay at Coco Bodu Hithi for them and a one other person, return economy flights from UK to Malé plus resort transfers, full board meal plan at a select resort restaurants, and one massage each at the Coco Spa, as Beach is tiring work.”

Sounds like life’s a beach with this role to us here at Employee Benefits! Ten days on a beach would improve anyone’s wellbeing, and certainly make life fantastic.